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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Mommy in the MIddle!

If you’ve been keeping up with the story line you know I am desperately seeking baby …However, I’m missing a daddy and am not a good candidate to host myself. In a change of events today, the sweet and absolutely wonderful Mr. John Q. Public has offered up free injections of his ever popular “baby baste” to one qualifying woman. I’ve decided to make it a contest! (this should be fun!) Entries will be accepted thru the end of the month.

How do you suggest I choose one lovely lady to host a home for my bb …and what will the candidates do to prove they are worthy to be “Mommy in the Middle”

21 Comments:

  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Now thats some funny shit....you are to sweet!

    The sweet and kind Mrs. JQP suggested that she have the following traits:

    love to to dust, do dishes, wash, iron, press and/or fold clothes.

    work second shift

    work perhaps as a stripper, lots of cash daily...

    and be a kinky freak (ok, I added that one)

    well, back to nursing this hang-over... V-8 rules...

     
  • At 2:51 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Yes! Absolutely! She MUST Strip ..after all the baby will have to be at least 48% white trash to make it in our family ...I think that environment would be very beneficial ...and that should help bb adjust to crack well (literally! LOL)

     
  • At 3:00 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    underarm hair and drity feet are a plus to...
    oh, and flexable, very flexable...
    mute might be a big plus too..

     
  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Well, if you minus the hairy underarms I am more than willing to be a back-up daddy donor if you need. Just offering my services, oh and SS, if I need to practice first can I count on you?

     
  • At 3:25 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    A hairy mute? Have we met?

    ...absolutely count on me loser ...I am here before and after try-outs ...warm ups will be offered between 10 pm and 9:59 pm the following day ;)

     
  • At 3:31 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    So, you ever consider my offer as second wife if we become Moromons?

     
  • At 3:34 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Marriage is totally not my thing ...Twice Bitten ..no longer smitten;)

    The rock star told me last night marriage must come before bb ...I think jqp and hairy deaf mute sounds promising ;)

    Looking forward to meeting you and your drunken friends at the paddy wagon! Sounds like a hoot!

     
  • At 4:01 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Mr and Mrs JQP S-S mute striper and baby....
    wow, sounds like an episode of Full House on Acid.
    fun, but odd... very odd... lets do it!

     
  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    ROFLMAO! You are way toooo fun;)

     
  • At 4:13 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Wow, a kinky Full House, sounds great. So you are going to hit the wagon with us some Thursday night? Cool, I will be there late as I have some previous Geek engagements I must join in, although those may change soon. See you then gorgeous!

     
  • At 4:24 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    I cant belive that women are not lining up for this "chance of a lifetime" have we set our standards to high?

     
  • At 4:51 PM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    OK here is the deal, SS & RB you have to send me a pic to use for Hottie of the Week.

    Foley must feature the two funniest ppl on the Internet on his blog.

     
  • At 9:27 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Okay, I did see the marriag proposal and conversion to mormonism was shot down, that's cool, not really religious anyway, how about my second offer of becoming part of my harem and letting me call myself a sultan, does that sound workable? If not, I'll just continue to read and post and hope we get those pictures for the Drunken Master's Hottie of the Week section.

     
  • At 9:29 AM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    I'M HOSTING THE HOME DAMMIT!!! We just need a good egg candidate...a chick who is worthy of the seed of the man you choose, that's all! And by the looks of it so far, she will need to be all that and a slice of cake to be good enough for your willing donors.

    I was MIA one day and you're already trying to find a new home for your bb....WTF??? ;)

     
  • At 9:34 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    LOL
    Did I say I was willing?

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    Yeah, Master I think you mentioned that at time or two. LOL But, see it will have to be a donor in a dish because while I can carry a bb and give it away...I couldn't carry MY bb and give it away. If that were the case, I would be knocked up already!

     
  • At 11:13 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Okay, that's fine, I would be perfectly willing to let you use me stuff in a dish. I have had some lesbian friends consider it before. So, all jokes aside I would be a donor, I'm average looking with a high IQ if it helps.

     
  • At 1:08 PM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    SS, this one sounds promising...

    So, we need height and weight please...haircolor, eyecolor, etc. You are definitely at the top of the list!

     
  • At 1:19 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Well, okay:

    Ht: 5'9"
    Wgt: 250 lbs. (I am a chubby guy)
    Hair: Brown (and curly if that is a plus)
    Eyes: Blue/Gray
    Complexion: Pale and a little freckly I have Irish background.

    There, does that qualify for info?

     
  • At 1:20 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Well, one more piece of info, I am completly drug and disease free, don't smoke or drink, but love to laugh at those who do good-naturedly.

     
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