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Thursday, January 27, 2005

Rockin' with Rednecks

I rocked the redneck bar yet another night! ...If you guys could see the little hick town I live in you would surely laugh. There is nothing to it ...which leaves me with few options for a night on the town ...especially on a Wed night;)

I came home last night with a frisky feelin' ...Sometimes you just got to get out. I fixed supper (because that's what I do) and tried to stay home like the rest of the moms watching LOST with their families ..and what is that show about anyway?? I am completely LOST at this pint (LOL ..the pint could be the reason I am lost!) At 9 ...I just couldn't take it any longer ...I put on my dancing shoes and I was headed down the dirt road!

I come to this little shack in the woods to clear my head sometimes and fog my mind. Usually when I get there it is quite and awkward ..awkward for me ..because I am not very quite ...i like excitement and lots of noise! I start with a shot of tequila (in addition to the shots Betty Crocker snuck at home while fixin' supper) and one margarita ...things are good (and i bought a pack of smokes to boot;) ) So ...i'm sitting at the bar ( a real bar, not just the kitchen counter like last night!) and realize this must be karaoke night (I should probably have one more shot!) Rainbow bright and I have ran a lot of people out of a lot of dives singing karaoke! I had a blast but "too much tequila last night" ...Those ol' country boys just sit and stare ..mainly because they are scared what I will do next ...and when I say ol' ...I really mean OLD! This is not a kiddie corral ...and most of these fellas are missing their front teeth ..it's pretty scary ...one thing I found most peculiar ...was why they have hula-hoops in a place like this ...obviously no one else would have used them ...but at one point I knew it must be a sign ..and broke out the hula hoops! ..which I am very proud to say I do ..VERY WELL! It took one whole summer at the lake but there's not much me and RB can't do with the hoops now;) Yeah ...I had these boys stunned ..amazed really, I'm sure ...but I don't think they really understood my talent till I belted out Barry Manilows "Copacabana" ...it was a good night.

What's your best sing-along-song?

41 Comments:

  • At 9:46 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Wow, I have read many erotic stories that began that way and ended up with the girl naked and happy after leaving a dozen men happy. Glad your story was just cute and funny. As for my best sing-a-long, one doesn't exist. My singing voice is best left to be used as a torture device to garner information.

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Paddy Wagons tonight.
    Should be a good one.

     
  • At 10:01 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Wish I could Party at Paddy's ..I'm in E'town tonight :(

    ...but I'm sure more alcohol is exactly what I need;)

     
  • At 10:08 AM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Blue Moon of KY, or anything from the Mr. Johnny Cash song book, but I also nail Freebird....
    then again, there really isnt much I cant do, or that I am not great at, its the price I have to pay for being so wonderful and full of shit...

    anyway, good morning ladies....

    JQP esq.

     
  • At 10:15 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    ...awww (picture me love struck) You know they way to steal a girls heart ...Singing about Ky;)

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    LOL< its a date then, I am going to be down on your end of the world a lot in the next few months, I got a state contract to train cops, Fire Depts and ER staff, so some southern road time comming up soonish....

    that, and with all the education, reading a cult-ure, scratch me and you'll find a white-trash boy...

    LOL, Cheers!

    JQP USCG, Ret.

     
  • At 10:34 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home
    'Tis summer, the people are gay;
    The corn top's ripe and the meadow's in the bloom,
    While the birds make music all the day;
    The young folks roll on the little cabin floor,
    All merry, all happy, and bright,
    By'n by hard times comes a-knocking at the door,
    Then my old Kentucky home, good night!

    Weep no more, my lady,
    Oh weep no more today!
    We will sing one song for the old Kentucky home,
    For the old Kentucky home far away.

     
  • At 10:44 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    LOL! Show off;)

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    And just to keep in my effort of throwing the cock block on master, you know he just googled those song lyrics and pasted them right? I love ya man.

     
  • At 11:04 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Bastard!
    BTW ...Loved the picture.
    Now do we get a real picture for Hottie of the Week?

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Your eyes are like diamonds,
    With coal all around.
    Your smile is like sunshine,
    Through gap below your gums.
    The swell in your belly,
    It makes me so proud.
    Cherries may alieviate,
    But Strawberries make me salivate!

    And that is original poetry! Love ya Hon!

     
  • At 11:10 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    That was taken at my 1st wedding ..to Earl. We were scared ...Daddy made us after he found out about the baby ...but then Earl got on at the Walmart and we bought the truck ...We only lasted 3 months ...he just become so abusive after we were married...

     
  • At 11:12 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    awwww ..my hero..

     
  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Well it is good Earl is gone! For I would have had to trash him soundly! -- Now imagine that in a very posh british voice and it gets funnier. Glad you liked my original poetry, I even tried to make it rhyme.

     
  • At 11:24 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Seems the Loser wants to CB me with original poetry. Originality is only in using the right words at the right moment. Now for my one-two punch.

    WOMAN

    Form -
    Elegant on the bed
    Bra and panties beside her
    Hair frames her delicate face
    Bright eyes shines
    Thin nape
    Milky white breasts
    Smooth areola
    Distinct nipples
    Strong hands rest
    On her heaving stomach
    Navel
    Round and concave
    Pierced
    Centerpoint
    Mons, neatly shaven
    A flower blooms in the valley
    Legs extended gently
    Crossed
    Exquisite feet
    The foundation

    Enjoy ladies.

     
  • At 11:31 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Wow, you know that wasn't half bad. So is that yours or just another google effort? ;-]

     
  • At 11:36 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Oh I swear I am going to beat you with a stick.

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    LOL! I am ROFLMAO! You boys are pretty fun to hang out with ...but where is Rainbow Bright today??

     
  • At 11:42 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Indeed.
    She is missing out.

     
  • At 12:28 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Yes we are fun. But you girls are about as fun as two kittens playing in a sack... or maybe that is just how I am imagining what it would be like to walk behind you.... And the master did come over and give me a beat-down. I deserve it.

     
  • At 12:43 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    Like a black velvet ribbon
    On white silken sheets:
    Liquid shadow,
    Light beneath,
    I ride the slow train
    From Nowhere and Never
    To Somewhere Forever
    To you.

    I win.

     
  • At 12:54 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Wow Ed is coming out of nowhere and dropping the CB on both me and Master. Way to go Ed.

     
  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    Hey, I used to be in the Army. I've spent many nights in the Soldier's Club where the men outnumbered the women 25:1. If I can thrive in those conditions, I can do anything, and I can usually get away with it before the cops show up.

     
  • At 1:34 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    I guess I can respect that. SS, you under the weather right now babe? Haven't heard from you in awhile, well that or you might actually have to work. By the way, if you tried to email me back it probably got bounced back, Nextel got some issues right now with external email.

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    Whoops. I just had a guy calling to complain about that. I guess I should check my email more often.

    Oh well. You know our motto: Customer Service is Job 6, Or 7 If We're Hungry.

     
  • At 1:40 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Dang straight!

     
  • At 1:48 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    On a side note, it appears as if the boys from Nextel have completely hijacked this post. Oh well.

     
  • At 1:50 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    hmmm ...so many poets so little me

    Ed ..I am impressed ..and, as always, diggin' a soldier;) I love them Hector Protector types!

     
  • At 1:57 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Darn, the closest I can come to that is to say I played a soldier in a D&D campaign once, that doesn't count does it hon?

     
  • At 2:08 PM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    damn it ed get out of my pudding

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    I wasn't really much of the Defender types (well, for a while there, but I was really just a chauffeur with a gun). I was more the "if I tell you, I'll have to kill you" type. Viva la Drug War.

     
  • At 2:10 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    hmmm ...what kind of drugs (says with naughty grin) ???

     
  • At 2:32 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    JQP is still a soldier something the sweet and portective Mrs. JQP is not happy about, they are up to recalling ppl who got out a year after me.....

    I am also a published poet, great song and dance man, and a public figure....oh, almost forgot I look good in speedos (if a shave my back)

    oh, well...back to making string-art with my pre-school class here at the orphanage, I volunteer on Thursdays.

    JQP MD

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    Cocaine. Imagine, all that fuss over a little powder.

    Now, years later, I find that I much prefer greener things.

     
  • At 2:45 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    John, you're just that strong cuddly man type aren't ya bud. You rock.

     
  • At 2:55 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Hey John ..me too ...but only after a good shave, of course ;)

    You gotta be the cream of the crop ...and to think I let you slip away to the arms (hmmp ..legs) of another ;)

     
  • At 2:58 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    I am still here for comfort, it's what friends do.

     
  • At 8:00 AM, Blogger Dysfunctional Deacon Peck said…

    Wow, to think that I have been missing all of this....

     
  • At 8:35 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Always a scandel Deacon;) ...but what will the the church think of you associating with fornicators and drunkards?

     
  • At 8:48 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    You don't know what kinda deacon your talking too... :)

     
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