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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Build a Mate...

What are important traits in a mate ...I mean beyond being a super sexy porn star;) If you could build your perfect date ....what kind of characteristics would she/he have to have?

45 Comments:

  • At 9:12 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    I say ...motivation ...Guys ..motivation is a BIG DEAL! Huge factor when considering anyone as a date. We are all tired ...MAN UP! Clean the yard and try to keep up with me in the evening ...and by the way ...I'll still be expecting some lovin' when I cuddle up beside you tonight;)

     
  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    I think the poem I posed earlier explains everything.

     
  • At 10:36 AM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    just got done with a meeting
    and heading home for a phone interview in Fla..wish me luck

     
  • At 10:43 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    You're a Capricorn! YOU ROCK! Besides, who needs luck with looks like ours??!! Knock'em dead Champ!

     
  • At 10:55 AM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    I wish I could help but interests change like quicksilver and I am never sure what is perfect from one moment to the next.

     
  • At 10:59 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    I completely understand ...goes back to my "who am i" post ...I want my mate to change everytime I do ...and it has taken me a tremendous amount of time and bf's to figure out "it just doesn't work that way" ...I am more fluid like than anyone I know ...a constant change ...I so relate ...but surely there are some core characteristics that have to be there ...and, if not, what seems right today?

     
  • At 11:13 AM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Very simple really - That I matter.

    (Okay, you caught me in a serious moment. I'll be back to my normal dark self shortly.)

     
  • At 11:17 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    LOL! That's ok ...I like to "make it about me" too! And that is very important ...If you MAKE me your girl, I AM your girl ...but you have to make me feel super special;) ...Call me beautiful ...every time you call just to say you think about me;) it's ok ...make it about YOU girl!

     
  • At 11:38 AM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    I know it sounds silly but Shakira did a song called "The One" and I love the lyrics...they fit me. It says...

    "So I find a reason to shave my legs
    Each single morning
    So I count on someone
    Friday nights to take me dancing
    And then to church on Sundays...."

    "To buy more thongs
    And write more happy songs
    It always takes a little help from someone"

    I want someone to take me out on Friday, spend the night at home on Saturday then go to church on Sunday...I want someone to want me completely, every day...and night! ;) I want a reason to buy more thongs and to get dressed up for a hot date, which seems to not happen much once you are married and have kids.

    Oh and I agree SS, motivation is key...that and the ability to cook doesn't hurt either.

     
  • At 12:06 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    So basically you ladies want someone who wants you, makes you feel special and wonderful, and give you all the attention you deserve/need. Sounds easy, it is a shame there aren't many men who are willing to do that. BTW I am!

     
  • At 12:14 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    The good ones are always taken....

     
  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Lets see my dream girl:
    Smart: (working knowledge of the classics a must)
    Fun: (and yes, I might define that a bit differently than most, but that a subject for a different post)
    Horny: 23/7 (I am old, I need an hour off)
    The ability to crack walnuts between
    The willingness to pick me up when I am to drunk to drive home from the tit-bars
    Fit (I lead an active lifestyle)
    She must like all my friends
    She must not have any bitchy girl friends
    However Bi-sexual would be a plus
    She would also have to think that the greatest things in live involve, doing dishes, cleaning house, doing laundry and meeting every need of her man.
    When on the rare occasion that she get mad, she not threaten to cut of part of my anatomy while I am asleep.

    JQP esq.

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    "So I find a reason to shave my legs"
    sweet pea, I love hair, fuzzy girls rock!
    thats what happens when your first time is with a sexy exchange student...
    oh, those days of youth!

     
  • At 12:40 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Whooo Hooo! I'M IN! Finally a man that can appreciate a little hair on a girls back;)

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    ..yes, and arm-pit hair is a turn on
    ...and I dated hippy girl in college
    ....and the Sweet and Loving Mrs. JQP doesnt shave till spring, you get used to it, she says its this another example of the Man keeping her down
    .....and never ever shave a monkey

     
  • At 1:00 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Man, I understand all of that. I am not a fan of the extra hair but I understand her hatred of shaving in winter. Love glosses manythings over. Of course you never shave a money, they get upset and fling poo!

     
  • At 1:03 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    UGGGGHHHH! What??? Never shave a monkey??? Sadly, I may not be the girl for you... :(

    I have to shave EVERYDAY, COMPLETELY! I think I would die a certain death if I could not ...I can't remember a time when I didn't ...It would have to look foreign at this point...

    Unshaven girls.... bizarre

     
  • At 1:08 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    SS - I'm with you girl! Shave it all. Gone. Nada. Zip. Daily. It's a must. Smooth as silk. I think I might start purring again. Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

    And I have to ask - what exactly is "the spank bank"? ;)

     
  • At 1:11 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Well, for me I think it may be job retaliated, lets just say everyday, I work with the shit of humanity, the people who you would rather shoot and throw their bodies into a ditch, so on a daily basis I see shit that would give most ppl nightmares (that’s why I never really talk about my job and also why ppl never ask me how I day went, they don’t really want to know)

    Back to my point, I like to know it’s a woman I am with not a 12 year old girl, yes, I have issue, however sweet-pea, if that the one drawback, I can over look it, or at least “work” with you on it

    JQP

     
  • At 1:45 PM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    Never shave the monkey??? Sorry John but that is not the way to go...I prefer to leave a little "soul patch" on top (just looks better, to me) but everything else HAS TO GO! Gotta shave my pits too, legs can go a little while tho.

    SS, you know its a good post when the comments bring up "shaving the monkey"!!! LOL

     
  • At 1:48 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Smooth as silk ;) Like it!!

     
  • At 1:54 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Hey, I prefer shaved, I really do. But if she can't stand to do it too often in winter what can I do. Eh well. So any pics of the shaven monkey girls? I am such an attention whore.

     
  • At 2:01 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Take a guess AG and I am sure you'll figure out what the spank bank is, SS and RB are both in it.

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Thing is, if you don't shave the monkey everyday, it actually makes it worse when you start shaving again. Tried the landing strip. Even tried the "soul patch" Rainbow. But if you mess up, the pattern is all off kilter. Pits and legs have to be shaved daily too. However, I used to let the legs go for a couple of days. Helps hold up your socks :)

    Trying to get up the nerve to go for a Brazilian wax...would someone hold me, I'm scared?

    And Manley...I want someone to actually type out the definition. Care to elaborate? If I'm to become a member, I need to be able to share the mission statement.

     
  • At 2:19 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Okay the common belief is the spank bank is a collection of pictures a man enjoys looking at while spanking the monkey... make you feel better? ;)

     
  • At 2:26 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    ok, ok, shave, I have never been known to say No! anyway (JQP=ManSlut)...

    Damn, I feel like I got caught pee'n in the pool...

    now on another point, WAX, fuck-ing-hell-no!
    thus the Cliffs Notes story, once was I was a younger JQP, my loving wife said: Sweet Husband, before we go to the beach party tommorw why dont I wax your back (we were living on the beach at that time)...so I let her, and then ended up in the hospital for a week with 2nd and 3 degree burns... yes, I am not lucky S-S and yes I spend a lot of time in hospitals...but I have good life insurance..

    JQP

     
  • At 2:41 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    And here I thought it involved spanking my monkey! Yet, I am still honored. I will go forth proudly in membership quoting the mission statement of the spank bank.

    JQP, aka Manslut - I have also tried the "home waxing" kits. If and when I get brave enough, I was actually going to pay someone at an overly expensive place to "wax on, wax off" my monkey in true spa-like style. Those home kits are part glue, part battery acid. Sorry for your burns.

     
  • At 2:48 PM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    shaved kitties.
    OMG I love you girls. I am a pig in slop. Let me whaller in it.

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Fellow kitties - mud wrestling! Better yet, let's do jello pudding. How's the jingle again? "Smooth and creamy..."

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    I am a fan of Creamed Corn myself...

    you mad at me S-S :(

    alone, cry'n in a corner of my darkened room, listening to old Billy Holiday songs, while drinking screw top wine (MD 20/20) thinking of you and all the times we shared....where did I put those pills?

    JQP

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    and on another note, Mrs JQP just sent me more of her rock star pic, if you still have that link and wanta take a peek...

     
  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    I would have to say "Smooth and creamy, oh so dreamy, please give me some, yum yum." I am a whore.

     
  • At 3:47 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Cream Corned? Smooth and Creamy! Shaved kitty's and spunk monks! LOL ...can you imagine if we all worked in the same place ...or lived near each other ...that would be commical.

    I had to leave for awhile ...meet my John (Q Public;) ...I'm back now!

     
  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Yeah, they would be comical, we would make millions because it would make the greatest show ever.

     
  • At 3:52 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    YEAH! But i wanna wear the flashy pink shoes!!

     
  • At 3:58 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Okay, but I want to be the guy who gets it all the time from all the ladies.

     
  • At 4:02 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    LOL! Ladies in pink flashy shoes!! ...but EVERYBODY IS SHAVING!

     
  • At 4:04 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    What fun we would have! Let's start a commune (for those that don't shave) and the rest of us could have a no holds barred, creamed corn, jello pudding, shaved kitties, monkey spanking extravaganza! SS gets the pink shoes. I want the black stilettos to match my cat o'nine tails ;)

    Everybody grab a map, close your eyes, and point to a spot. Whoever picks the best spot gets to the name commune and the shaven ones. We could sell tickets and make a mint!

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Oh my god, you're right, we could make a mint. But oprefer choclate mint, could we make that too?

     
  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    HA! I'm loving this blog today!

    Anon...I must admit the landing strip can get tricking and have had to shave it all due to a slip of the hand but I do my best. ;)

    Loser, you are so the whore! Wouldn't we all want to just be the one to get with all the ladies!

    JQ, I'm sure SS still loves you just the same...even with your hairy back. She can be quite fickle at times but she knows your the one! LOL

     
  • At 4:12 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    thx R-B....
    I was worried, you know how she can get sometimes...

    ok, I give up on the shaving thing, you all win, I give in...

    (alas yea there! Shaved Monkey's for me and me' men!!!)


    JQP on his way to the bar...

     
  • At 4:19 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Yar, yee have me, I am a whore. But I do like to provide ye all with entertainment, yar. (I'm being a Pirate! ;])

     
  • At 4:22 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    ARRRRR (pirate) ..YOU SHIVER ME TIMBERS;)

     
  • At 4:32 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Another conversion. Our work here is done. ;)

    Manwhore...I mean Manley...any type of mints you want shuga

    RB - I apparently don't have a steady hand...lol But what's worse is when you're doing the close clip with the little scissors and sneeze...OUCH! Decided the full monty was preferable :)

    This was definitely an awesome post today! But which one of the guys has a peg leg?

     
  • At 4:48 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Does being a tripod count, because I don't... pegleg or tripod. Average male here, I will never cause massive internal damage.

     

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