Out of Character

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Monday, April 25, 2005

HELP! I'VE BEEN ROBBED!

Vandels! Scally-Waggs! Arrrrhhh ...when I find you I'll ...why I'll ....I'll report you to the nearest law enforcement officer (sorry ladies ...I was trying to locate pic of hot cop to post here -only came up with hotcops.com ...and now have history of porn use on work computer ..not worth the effort)

...Friday afternoon upon my departure I noticed, while moving an 80 pound roll of paper I procured from the newspaper back home (for packing my 57 glass chickens in the kitchen), that I no longer had a license tag on my truck. SOMEONE STOLE MY LICENSE TAG ...in broad daylight people ...and right before Thunder Over Louisville ..when I'm going to want to have a blast and every cop in town will be on duty to harrass me about not having a tag and being publicly intoxicated.

Do you know what you have to do when your tag is lost/stolen? Well ...if you live where I do you have to jump through hoops to get the attention of the receptionist at the police department and have her file a report for you. Then listen as she scolds you and describes what trick you are to perform next. I think my karma is all funked up right now ...two run ins with the law in one day ...However, ...I'd have much rather "done tricks" on the officer that pulled me over Friday morn ...as opposed to Hilda at the station. uuuuggghhh.

I wonder what the perp is doing with my tags right now? Probably a heinous crime that will be traced back to me ...I'll probably get some good "air time" for this...

9 Comments:

  • At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Master Foley said…

    damn girlie that sucks ass

     
  • At 5:40 PM, Blogger Ben McCarthy said…

    Sorry to hear that, unfortunatly this is how life is these days, should live where i do, its humiliating being abused by a gang of 14 year old lads. But if they were on their own it would be another story.

    Quick note to say keep up the good stuff here, linked to you from my blog :D

     
  • At 10:44 PM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Well SS...if you ask me, I think someone is trying to tell you something. Apparently, the planets have aligned just so and they are sending you hints that you are supposed to be with a man in uniform!

    :)

     
  • At 7:57 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    Master -That's taking it IN the a** ..."pass the vegtable oil please"

    Bennie -Maybe you should like ...ummm ...learn some gang signs or something ...you know, as a defense mech. Next time you can like ...throw up signs and be like "YO DOGGIE, I WILL BUST A CAP IN YOUR A**" (picture me saying this is very country white voice!)

    ...AND ANON, NO MORE BOYS!!! -of any kind ...I'm taking a much needed vacation ...hmmm, maybe I'll head to "HotLanta"!!

     
  • At 10:36 AM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    Come on down little kitty! We'll party like there is no tomorrow and the men be damned!!

    Besides, what the hell else do you use batteries for? I buy them in bulk so I have plenty to spare ;)

    Pack up the toys and head to Georgia!! We'll drink, dance, be wild! Wait...that's every weekend for me! I need other sexy little kitties to come and play :)

     
  • At 3:17 PM, Blogger Fishman said…

    Meow.

     
  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger twisted said…

    Dang!!! No more boys huh??? Just some friendly little Ladies partying away, now your talking!! lol.... But, then again, I'm twisted like that!

     
  • At 1:12 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    It's a girl thing!

     
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