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Friday, June 10, 2005

EMPTY THE CONTENTS OF YOUR BAG...

As I ws cleaning my purse today I was suddenly very thankful that I don't fly alot. For among the contents I found these things:

1. a wine corker

2. A pair of "used" thongs

3. Immodium AD (for the girl on the "go" -no relation to the the panties -stictly coincidental

4. A razor (for mid day stubble)

5. Sulfacetamide Sodium Solution

10 Comments:

  • At 3:14 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    man, am I glad you cleared up #2 and #3, I was getting ready to get grossed out...

    I would empty the contents of my bag, but all you would find are two well loved objects the size of grapefruits...

    all my best and enjoy the wedd'en!

    JQP

     
  • At 3:16 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    Indications And Clinical Uses :
    The treatment of conjunctivitis, corneal ulcer, and other superficial ocular infections due to susceptible microorganisms, and as adjunctive treatment in systemic therapy of trachoma.

    at least it wasnt some kind of butt cream.........

    JQP

     
  • At 3:55 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    ...commonly referred to as:

    pink eye;)

    p.s. props to you for your research J.Q.P!

     
  • At 4:15 PM, Anonymous Master Foley said…

    interesting
    what did you "use" the thongs for

     
  • At 4:28 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    i took them off to swim foley -what were you thinking naughty boy!

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Blogger Kirsti said…

    Add some spare change and a condom and that sounds like my back pocket any day. Except I carry a "clean" thong with me. For girls on the "go"
    Ok, not really. I don't have any spare change.

     
  • At 9:55 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    oh and wine corker=cork screw, for those of you who dont speak KY, however I find that cork screw is a lot more fun to say...

    soooo, sweet-pes, were you the belle of the ball?

    JQP

     
  • At 9:01 AM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    wine corker! Hmmp ..i guess that is sort of redneck, isn't it?

     
  • At 11:27 AM, Blogger ananonymousgirl said…

    You always make me laugh! The last few entries have been priceless and I can't wait for you to get to Conyers! Come on already!

    I can honestly say I have never had a razor, but the rest at some point in time have been passengers in my purse. Of course the occasional "toy" has rode shotgun ;)

     
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