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Monday, January 31, 2005

Girls and Pimp's Gone Wild!

I have to talk about my weekend, since it was fairly eventful and that is unusual for me these days. Friday night was a girls night minus SS and her presence was sorely missed. Her move to that OTHER state has really put a crimp in my social life! I never seem to have as much fun when she isn't around...whether its her or the huge amounts of alcohol we ingest, I don't know but thats neither here nor there.

So, back to the "girls nite." There were only 6 of us who got together for manicures, pedicures and massages which meant, more massage time for me! It is very cool to have a friend who gives massages for a living and the fact that she doesn't mind doing it for free, is very cool too. I could embellish here a little and say that we were nude and it was a full body massage but I won't...it was full body but we kept our clothes on...it was way to cold for that! I left my girls nite feeling totally refreshed...and ready for bed!

The other thing that happened, didn't happen to me but to my spouse...I just still can't believe it so I have to talk about it. He went to a nearby City (a college town) to hang out with some friends and do what they do...it really isn't that exciting but this day, there was a new guy hanging out with him. This new guy kept getting phone call after phone call on his cell phone. He was really working while hanging out and he wasn't shy about his job. He is a....PIMP! Now, I have seen and done a lot in all of my years but I have NEVER met a real Pimp! Mr. Pimp was taking call after call from customers who were asking what girls he had working this day. He has 10 on his payroll and only five were working this past Saturday. So, Pimp would ramble the stats of his girls off like he was reading from a Taco Bell menu...but he had their stats memorized. So, I could imagine the conversation going a little like this...

"Big Pimp's Escort Service, how can I help you?" "Uh...yeah, what do you have available today at 5pm?" Well, I have a 5ft2 blond, blue eyed, 36DD, who loves to give head, also available is a 5ft6in redhead with green eyes who is submissive..." "Okay, I'll take the blond, 5pm, today, same place, right?" Yes, she will be there for one hour and will need your $200 up front." "You have a good day now, nice doing business with you."

Am I the only one to think this is odd? My spouse found it highly entertaining and not really odd at all. Apparently this guys "ho's" are all college girls or strippers who get to keep $100 of the money for their services. Mr. Pimp keeps the other $100 for providing them with a "decent" clientel and a hotel room to conduct business. He seems legit, paying taxes on his earnings and reporting wages for his "employees." What is even more odd, his wife is a professional in a highly respected medical field. How weird is that? What in the world are these girls thinking...and why do they need a pimp to take half their profit? Dance for money, yes, strip for money, yes...but sex for money? Oh hell no! I much prefer the control of knowing that I will NOT to have to stomach the stench of the overweight hairy perv who last showered during the Carter administration! I know, hairy guys need love too...sorry, but what's wrong with a little wax every now and then!

So, big question if you dare to be honest...ever paid for sex? I don't mean by paying for dinner and a movie. Ever hand over greenbacks for sexual favors? What was it like? If you haven't, would you? If this is the case and you are near northern Kentucky, I just may have a good pimp for ya!

22 Comments:

  • At 3:47 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    piss on that R-B!
    I want to run his Indiana office...
    where do I send my resume to?

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yeah, that is what Mr. RB said too. Maybe thats just the business you need to get into next...you seem to do everything well, why would this be any different?

     
  • At 3:56 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Nope, never have paid for it. Of course I have only ever had sex with Ms. Geek. But yeah, if this guy needs a central KY center, I offer my services as extended office PIMP.

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Strawberrie-Shortcake said…

    hmmp ...are you kidding me??!! I pay every time I have sex with you! You can really get me into trouble ;)

     
  • At 4:11 PM, Blogger Winning Loser said…

    Next time you guys do can I watch? I promise you'll never know that me and the camera are there.

     
  • At 4:13 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    i always wanted to be a whore but as S-S can tell you I can never hold out love enough to charge, JQP = Man-slut,

    Now RB, to answer your question, what do you think?

    Hell, I wasnt born married, I spent 9 years in the service, I have been known to be a wee' bit wild from time to time, and I have traveled in most of the 3rd world (hey, thats where the thrills are, plus the jobs pay better)

    Life on the edge, baby...

     
  • At 4:17 PM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    Pay for sex with me? Hmmp...well, all I can say is you get what you pay for baby!

    I knew your answer would be yes John...my spouse spent a year in Korea and while he is denying it, I'm still not buying it. I think every guy over there paid for it at least once.

     
  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger John Q. Public esq. said…

    hell in the big K didnt everyone get issued korean-wifes? they sure seemed to when I was in boots, I still love kim-chee to this day....

    think thats bad try the PI's or the canal-zone
    or the Mog...

    things are a bit diff. once your out of the land of the big-PX....

    but that was all before I found Jesus and the sweet and loving Mrs JQP (you have my back, if she ever asks)

    LOL,

    JQP NWS Cheif Metroligist
    time for a title change anyway~

     
  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger Ed said…

    "ever paid for sex?"

    I'm a guy. When have I NOT. So I convert the money into something else, rather than handing it over in its raw form. And paying in cash is often easier than paying in other ... "intangible ways".

    Remember when Hugh "Pretty Boy Brit" Grant got busted with a hooker? I heard piles of women cry out "Why would HE of all people .. consort with a .. PROSTITUTE?" The answer is simple. You don't just pay a hooker to have sex with you. You pay a hooker to have sex with you and then GO AWAY.

     
  • At 9:39 PM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    Ed that is brilliant
    and RB if I paid for sex would I be in Dry Season.

    but maybe that will change soon.

     
  • At 9:17 AM, Blogger Rainbow-Bright said…

    Hey Master, I could prob score you the number of the big Pimp Daddy himself if you are looking to end your dry spell...just let me know. ;)

    Ed, I understand the concept of paying for sex but really is no strings attached lovin' that hard to find without coughing up $200? Really, I would just prefer to keep my $$ in my pocket.

     
  • At 9:52 AM, Blogger Master Foley said…

    RB I'll pass I don't need to pay for it.
    At least not yet.

     
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